I haven't had the opportunity really to spend any time with the 'stache, so this might be news to most of you, but Tony is participating in Movember this year. Their team is being lead by my stepbrother and for how impressively quickly Tony is able to grow in facial hair, it was about time his ability was used for good!
Tony gave me four variations, including big mustache, medium mustache, Hitler mustache and Fu Manchu to choose from. There was absolutely no winner. It was a lose/lose/lose/lose situation, so I just told him to have fun with it!
And so he did.
I give you the Fontaine Fu Manchu.
If you'd be so kind, he's also sporting a huge goose egg, with nary a single donation.
You can donate to the Movember movement through Tony's link here: http://us.movember.com/mospace/7437033