Two weeks ago, I managed to flash the bus as I was getting off at my stop. My cheeks didn't get too rosey, thanks to my realization that my thick sweater tights were the only thing that anyone got an eyeful of . . . until later in the day and I realized that there was a hole in them.
Last Friday, my bottle came detached. To complete the picture, I give you 4+ months of regrowth & baby bangs.
Yesterday, I feel up the escalator after power walking my way past a group of guys who were leisurely talking as they walked. I had just gotten lunch and had both of my hands full, so I managed to make my tumble, spill my lunch on myself and bang up my knee.
Just keeping it real here folks.
Can we blame this on the weather? Has anyone else been a super klutz? Or am I just really amazing?