Hot Mess

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Two weeks ago, I managed to flash the bus as I was getting off at my stop. My cheeks didn't get too rosey, thanks to my realization that my thick sweater tights were the only thing that anyone got an eyeful of . . . until later in the day and I realized that there was a hole in them. 

Last Friday, my bottle came detached. To complete the picture, I give you 4+ months of regrowth & baby bangs.
Baby bangs, 4 months+ roots and milk stain. It's a bit of a hot mess day for me.Stupid bottle fell off.

Yesterday, I feel up the escalator after power walking my way past a group of guys who were leisurely talking as they walked. I had just gotten lunch and had both of my hands full, so I managed to make my tumble, spill my lunch on myself and bang up my knee.

Just keeping it real here folks.

Can we blame this on the weather? Has anyone else been a super klutz? Or am I just really amazing? 


Sarah said...

My loving husband told me we can't have a house with steps because, and I quote directly, "You fall A LOT."

And my (small) office has 4 sets of stairs. I have fallen down 3 of them. I also fell UP the steps at church. On Easter. Going to play the piano. At least you're in good company? ;)

thejavamama said...

oh girl...I am a super clutz every single day! ha ha! If I had a nickel for every time I have fallen on my butt!

Cropped Stories said...

I am a SUPER klutz so don't feel too bad. You just have to be able to laugh at yourself ;o)

Meredith said...

I am ALWAYS a klutz. Seriously, my old basketball coach used to tell me that I could trip over the lines on the court.

DianeTaylor said...

Growing up my father gave me the nickname of TIPPY MCCAN As I was always spilling everything. Sadly it still holds true even today

W said...

Baby bangs...haha. Oh man I have those too.


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