The things you say to a boy.

Monday, January 16, 2012

"Get your hand out of your pants!"

"Get your hand out of your underwear!"

"Get your hand out of your diaper!"

"Isaac, stop touching yourself!"

"Isaac, now you have pee on your hand."

"Isaac, now you have poop on your hand."

"Do NOT touch your penis."

"Please stop kissing your brother."

"Isaac Levi, do NOT jump over your brother."

"You can NOT pick up Ezra."

"Do NOT hit me."

"Get your face out of the toilet!"

"Please don't touch the trash!"

"Isaac, get out of the trash can!"

*This will probably added to as I remember.
 

11 comments:

Molly said...

Ha! All too true. I just did a post like this the other day and I obviously missed some good ones :)

Erin said...

Love this post, especially since we're just entering the 'I'm totally fascinated with my penis' stage with Henry ...

Andrea said...

Touche, Leah....touche.

Oh, the penis stage. Not looking forward to that!

Bekah said...

*NEVER lick the dog.

*No, you cannot climb the wall.

*Stop chewing on your foot.

*Don't put your finger in your little brother's ear.

Man, boys are WEIRD!

melissamevans said...

Boys! lol....too funny! love this post! :)

Julie S. said...

"Please stop terrorizing the cats."

"That is your sister's paci."

"Please don't put juice in your tractors/"

Boys. For real.

Jeannie said...

These are too funny...but so perfect!! I say those some of those same things daily :)

Gotta love boys! :)

Laura said...

Hahaha. I thoroughly enjoyed this post. :)

DianeTaylor said...

OMG this cracked me up!!!! Little boys are so much fun, aren't they? Thanks for the good laugh!

Jen said...

Lol, so true!

Shannon Sentences said...

Apparently I have so much to look forward to! My boy is still in that precious, silent (well except for the bobcat squeals) infant stage. I can't imagine what toddlerhood will bring!

 

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