Some funnies.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

I never shared that right before I caved and bought maternity jeans, I made an appearance IN PUBLIC wearing my husband's jeans to the grocery store. I don't know what is more embarrassing that I actually went out in them or that they actually fit and were such a relief!

Additionally, two weeks ago, as I'm entering work and ascending the stairs at a good clip, feeling pretty good about my ability to move so agilely . . . I bit it, in slow mo. I literally fell up the stairs and could only stop myself with my right arm grabbing frantically at the stair rail. I had my coffee cup and purse on my left arm, so it was completely useless. Thankfully I did connect with the rail and was able to slow my fall, but I looked ridiculous and ended up with a bruise on my left knee. The poor guy behind me was besides himself trying to assess whether or not I was alright!

At my appointment last week, I had to undress for my first internal. As I prepared for the violation, I went to place the provided sheet across my lap. No matter how I tried to unfold it though, it never got larger than a 2x3 section of plastic fabric. Suddenly I realized I'd been given a pillowcase to cover up with! Lol. So I did what any resourceful girl would do, I ripped the seams and made do!

14 comments:

Chelsie said...

You are too funny.

Julia said...

dang, girl. a pregnant lady must do her thing, huh? whether it be in mens jeans or destroying a pillow case....good for you! :)

Heidi said...

That's awesome that you ripped the pillow case apart. I would have been too big of a wimp to do anything.

Becky said...

Oh my gosh that is too funny! I mean not that you fell, I'm sorry about that one! But the pillowcase...they NEVER give you enough of anything to cover with in those appointments! I mean why even give you a cover up at all! LOL!

d.a.r. said...

You crack me up!! :)

Stephanie said...

oh my gosh, the pillowcase thing is making me bust a gut!!!

ezza said...

doing what you can to make life interesting! :)

bekah said...

haha hey you gotta make do with what you got right?

M and G said...

hahaha! I thought I was the only one talented enough to fall UP the stairs!! I'm glad you are okay!

Jennifer said...

Ahhh the joys of pregnancy.

julie said...

Gotta love pregnancy!

AmberDenae said...

LOL...Leah, you're hilarious. Thanks for making me smile today :)

Chelsea said...

Seriously, thanks for making my day Leah! haha. I would have done the exact same thing with the pillowcase. And I'm glad that you're okay! And personally I wish I could wear my husbands jeans and you have the ultimate excuse.. I bet they are so comfy. Sigh.

KRISTEN'S PALACE said...

I JUST STARTED READING TODAY :) i cant wait to experience all this. good luck & i'm now following.

 

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