Some funnies.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

I never shared that right before I caved and bought maternity jeans, I made an appearance IN PUBLIC wearing my husband's jeans to the grocery store. I don't know what is more embarrassing that I actually went out in them or that they actually fit and were such a relief!

Additionally, two weeks ago, as I'm entering work and ascending the stairs at a good clip, feeling pretty good about my ability to move so agilely . . . I bit it, in slow mo. I literally fell up the stairs and could only stop myself with my right arm grabbing frantically at the stair rail. I had my coffee cup and purse on my left arm, so it was completely useless. Thankfully I did connect with the rail and was able to slow my fall, but I looked ridiculous and ended up with a bruise on my left knee. The poor guy behind me was besides himself trying to assess whether or not I was alright!

At my appointment last week, I had to undress for my first internal. As I prepared for the violation, I went to place the provided sheet across my lap. No matter how I tried to unfold it though, it never got larger than a 2x3 section of plastic fabric. Suddenly I realized I'd been given a pillowcase to cover up with! Lol. So I did what any resourceful girl would do, I ripped the seams and made do!

14 comments:

Chels said...

You are too funny.

Julia Goolia said...

dang, girl. a pregnant lady must do her thing, huh? whether it be in mens jeans or destroying a pillow case....good for you! :)

Heidi said...

That's awesome that you ripped the pillow case apart. I would have been too big of a wimp to do anything.

beckylbranch said...

Oh my gosh that is too funny! I mean not that you fell, I'm sorry about that one! But the pillowcase...they NEVER give you enough of anything to cover with in those appointments! I mean why even give you a cover up at all! LOL!

d.a.r. said...

You crack me up!! :)

Stephanie said...

oh my gosh, the pillowcase thing is making me bust a gut!!!

ezza said...

doing what you can to make life interesting! :)

Bekah said...

haha hey you gotta make do with what you got right?

Meagan said...

hahaha! I thought I was the only one talented enough to fall UP the stairs!! I'm glad you are okay!

J said...

Ahhh the joys of pregnancy.

Julie S. said...

Gotta love pregnancy!

AmberDenae said...

LOL...Leah, you're hilarious. Thanks for making me smile today :)

Chelsea said...

Seriously, thanks for making my day Leah! haha. I would have done the exact same thing with the pillowcase. And I'm glad that you're okay! And personally I wish I could wear my husbands jeans and you have the ultimate excuse.. I bet they are so comfy. Sigh.

KRISTEN'S PALACE said...

I JUST STARTED READING TODAY :) i cant wait to experience all this. good luck & i'm now following.

 

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