Pregnancy Brain is real.

Friday, October 3, 2008

More blood makes it my uterus now than my brain. It's a fact. Okay, it's close to a fact, but I think I just skewed it.

Either way, I'm taking it, because otherwise I just can't explain this:

I wore the jeans I'm wearing at work right now last night when we went to a friend's to watch the debate. I only noticed 2 minutes ago when I went to the bathroom that my underwear from yesterday was still in the crotch of the jeans.

I have 7 more months of this people, this is not acceptable!

There is no picture to document this post.

Now how do I get a pair of underwear home from the office!?!

Crisis averted.

PSA: NO ONE IS ALLOWED IN MY PURSE!

26 comments:

HBee said...
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HBee said...

Thanks for the laugh! Maybe you could leave where you found them? In the crotch of your pants!

Madeline said...

I am sorry...but this is just too funny!!! Ok, get a plastic bag, put them in it and then put the bag in your purse. DON'T LET ANYONE IN YOUR PURSE.
Thanks for being honest though! You're showing us "non ready to be pregnant" gals the real side of pregnancy. Everything is not always roses and perfect...and humor can get you through it!

CageQueen said...

Too funny!

Bluebird said...

Oh that's so funny :) lol.

Dunc said...

LMAO, this is beyond hilarious.

hopeful #1 said...

Awww, booo!

I would just wrap them in some paper towel/toliet paper put them in a plastic bag if you have one and shove it in your purse.

As the pp said, don't let ANYONE in your purse!!!

:)

Lisa said...

THAT is freaking awesome :).

Erin said...

HA!!! Hilarious. I often realize that my underwear are inside out. And I'm definitely not pregnant, so how do you explain that???

Chelsie said...

oooh man. haha thanks for the laugh. At least they didn't fall out of your pants leg or something!

Kristal said...

OMG, quite possibly the best post ever.

So, you need to stuff them in your pocket for the walk from the bathroom to the office, then discreetly stick them in your purse. Good luck. ;)

Lindsey said...

Hilarious, thanks for the laugh today!

AmberDenae said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA, that made my day!! Too funny! Good luck with that ;)

kpapa said...

That's a classic.

Toni said...

First of all, love the blog. Second, this happened to me this morning! Except the underwear had made its way down to the back of my knee. Luckily I felt a weird bulge right before I left for work this morning. Whew! Sad thing is, I cannot blame this on pregnancy brain (at least I dont think so!)

Katie said...

That is good. That is real good. Please share all pregnancy brain stories from now on cause I need a good laugh & that did it :)

Kelsey said...

I VERY rarely laugh out loud when reading, but I definitely just LOLed!

This happened to me once in elementary school--I was at recess and felt a "lump" in the leg of my jeans. I pulled out a pair of underwear in front of all my friends. This would be horrifying at any age, but no shy 7-year-old should have to be taunted on the playground!

Missy R. said...

Oh God! I think I just hurt myself laughing so hard! :) Thanks for the post & thankfully they didn't fall out from your pants! :)

Rachel said...

It is SOOO real and that is SOOO Funny!! I am laughing pretty hard :-)

kari said...

LOL! you just gave me my biggest laugh today.

abby said...

bahahahahaha! Consider yourself lucky, it could have been much worse if they actually fell out!

Andrea said...

Oh too funny! I love underwear stories!!

My step dad found my thong bunched up in the arm of his shirt at work one day! Apparently it got mixed up in the laundry.

Yeah...that was, um...embarassing.

Schwartz Family said...

That is awesome! I am glad you shared. Who hasnt had something equally embarrasing happen to them! You are just lucky that you found it and it didnt fall out! I love pregnant stories.

Sea-Squared said...

I needed that laugh today! Hilarity!

Leah said...

Oh my gosh! I laughed out loud when I read this. Too funny! I can totally see this happening to me!

Freckles Chick said...

Classic! You're too cute =) Thanks for the huge laugh out loud, I think I just scared my dog.

 

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