Fricken Ridiculous.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

If you want to play with the big boys, be prepared for what the big boys bring.

I had my co-ed soccer game tonight at 11:00. It's a highly competitive league, seriously it is, and we're one of the top contenders consistently. So tonight we play the "Cheerios" team, they honestly wear Cheerio's jersies . . . except for one girl, who's name is Fashion Tee or Skills, depending. These names are not affectionate, Fashion Tee generated from the fact that she always wears a squareneck fashion t-shirt instead of jersey or regular tee. Skills . . . because, well, that's basically all she talks about, as her mouth is constantly flapping about how we don't have skill and she does.

Tell me how retaliating after being beat by throwing yourself onto, locking into a headlock and subsequently throwing a guy to the ground constitutes as skill. Please tell me.

Additionally explain how the guys deserves a yellow card, of the same severity that she receives?

That's not soccer.

2 comments:

AJ said...

Wow. #1 the girl sounds like a brute and #2 tell me you don't play soccer at 11:00 PM....as in, almost midnight.

dancerdiva said...

Wow, I think I might have wanted to slide tackle her just to be an A**!!

 

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